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Death to Dictator

〰️ Wipe with Khamenei Toilet Paper 〰️ Death to Dictator

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Made from ultra soft tissue for a gentle wipe with a dead dictator. Comfortable, eco friendly, and unapologetically expressive.

For decades of suppression, dictatorship, censorship, and the silencing of millions of Iranians who dared to hope for freedom.

10cm*10cm 300 sheets per roll.

Made in USA 🇺🇸

Khamenei Toilet Paper [USD $1 per roll] Khamenei Toilet Paper [USD $1 per roll]
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Khamenei Toilet Paper [USD $1 per roll]
$1.60

Made from ultra soft tissue for a gentle wipe with a dead dictator. Comfortable, eco friendly, and unapologetically expressive.

For decades of suppression, dictatorship, censorship, and the silencing of millions of Iranians who dared to hope for freedom.

10cm*10cm 300 sheets per roll.

Made in USA 🇺🇸

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  • We are first generation Iranian immigrants. Many of us had to leave our homeland because of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps and the regime that has ruled Iran for decades.

    The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) is a powerful military force created after the 1979 revolution and operates directly under Iran’s Supreme Leader, playing a central role in protecting the regime and suppressing dissent.

    Like millions of Iranians around the world, we carry our country in our hearts while living far from it.

  • When voices are silenced, people find other ways to speak.

    Iranian culture has a long tradition of satire, humor, poetry, and art used to challenge authority and express truth when direct criticism is dangerous.

    Our approach is simple:
    humor, satire, culture building, and drawing attention from international audiences and Western media.

    Sometimes a joke travels further than a speech.
    Sometimes satire says what people are afraid to say out loud.

  • Anyone who believes in a free Iran.

    Artists, writers, creators, activists, and ordinary people who believe Iranians deserve dignity, freedom, and a future without fear.

    Freedom belongs to everyone.

Our Story

We’re Iranians.

For more than five decades, our homeland has lived under repression and dictatorship. Generations have grown up knowing censorship, fear, and the quiet weight of a system that punishes those who dare to speak freely.

Many who asked for dignity and freedom paid a heavy price. Iranians have been imprisoned, tortured, and killed for believing in a better future.

And yet, something in the Iranian spirit refuses to break.

Iranians have always found ways to speak. Through poetry, humor, art, and satire. When words become dangerous, creativity becomes resistance.

We’re not a large company. Just a small group of ordinary Iranians. This project is a small act of expression, born from satire, frustration, and hope.

Because sometimes even something as ordinary as toilet paper can carry a message.

#FreeIran

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FAQs

Shipping

Shipping may take up to 4 weeks.

We’re not a large company, just a small group of ordinary Iranians. This project is a small act of expression born from satire, frustration, and hope, so we truly appreciate your patience as we prepare and ship each order.

At the moment, we are only able to ship within Canada and the United States.

Returns

You want to return toilet paper? Bold move. :P

For obvious hygiene reasons, we can’t accept returns. Once toilet paper leaves our hands, it’s officially part of your life journey.

However, if your order arrives damaged, incorrect, or looking like it survived a small revolution in the mail, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery and we’ll make it right.

Use of Funds

This is not a big business. It is a small act of satire.

Any profit from this project will go toward supporting orphaned and vulnerable children in Iran through humanitarian and charitable efforts that provide food, education, healthcare, and basic support for children in need.

If this small project can turn laughter into something meaningful for children who need help, then it has already done something worthwhile.